Kobe Bryant Trial = Waste of Good Money

Kobe Bryant is completly and totally innocent of his accusation and this case should have been dismissed a LONG time ago. Now I'm not naieve enough to think that this is the only time Kobe has ever had sex with a 19 year old white girl. But unfortunately crazy women don't walk around with "Crazy" carved into their foreheads.

So as we've all heard many times Kate Faber, Bryant's accuser, had sex a few hours after she was "assaulted" by Kobe. What's your excuse for that. Now I will never know what it feels like for a woman to be raped, but I highly doubt that a rape victim would want to go and have sex to make it all feel better. What we have here, is a girl who wanted to touch fame (among other things) and got bit in the ass by her upper-class, predominately white neighborhood.

Here's how it goes. Kate Faber voluntarily goes to Kobe's room. Maybe they chat for a bit, and then he bangs the slut. That's right, thats what she is and she will be called as such. OK, great now you had sex with one of the greatest players in the NBA. So now what? Let's go party!

So Kate Faber goes to her friend with benefits, and gladly has sex again. Then after that she just has to tell someone about her great time with Mr Kobe. Word spreads, someone leaks it to her parents. Uh-oh.

So here's two theories which are both HIGHLY likely. Kate Faber's parents find out she had sex with a black guy. Oh my God, this would ruin the sluts reputation! "He raped me Daddy, I swear, I was too afraid to tell people because he was a rich black man and of course, everyone know's what happens when black athletes relationships with white girls go bad!"

So in her father's head he starts thinking. "I'm pretty sure the last Sports Illustrated magazine had a peice on Kobe getting the guaranteed maximum contract next year. Plus endorsement deals and all that....... I'm not that stupid to pretend my daughter isn't a slut, I mean I did find her with 3 guys in the back of her mothers car once. So I'll just go along with it and maybe we'll go to the bank on this guy. I mean he's rich anyways, he's not gonna need all of it"

OK maybe thats not EXACTLY what happened. But when you look at the facts, Kate Faber's sexual history has been reported and examined and if these were Colonial times, she'd have more Red A's on her outfit than the whole Alabama football crowd. Think about it... she gets "raped" has sex hours later with another guy.

Acquit Kobe and stop wasting SOOO much taxpayer money.

Tony